BigBlueBalls's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Blue or red pill??]

That's shits funny because it's true

I always wondered why Neo would take that pill without asking any questions. I think you should have added that he had a gun to his head all the way to the place.

Then after he took the red pill when he saw the mirror starting to crawl up his arm he must have thought... oh shit now I'm a fuckin idiot. WTF did this guy give me? This flash movie is more true to real life than The Matrix was.

[Newgrounds Rocks]

This movie is a good example of my

5 rules to get a guaranteed protection point. From now I'm going to post the 5 rules I learned about crappy movies that get protected even though they are shit. So to get a protection a point you are forced to at least vote 2 even though you KNOW it deserves to be blammed! Already it's got 2.11.

Sadly this is how newground members have to base their vote on for a 95% chance of a guaranteed protection point:
1. If it's actually good and I believe it deserves it.
2. It's a clock movie no matter how shitty the flash is (especially StrawberryClock who posts the letter B and gets protected)
3. The popularity of the author no matter how shitty the flash
4. Hentai Porn no matter how simple creating a flash sideshow is
5. If it kisses up to Newgrounds or Tom or Wade no matter if it's got no skill except for maybe a picture and a message like, "If you think Tom is God vote 5"

This movie definitely falls in the #5 category so I recommend voting 2 on this movie and I guarantee you'll get a protection point. I don't know about the popularity of the author for sure because I can't see his profile. He's got 2 other movies, but he may be well known anyway like in BBS.

[Enter the clock 2]

Yawn another boring clock movie

Of course just as I predicted it will get protected because all the clocks will come to your rescue and vote 5. Funny that I can't even vote how I trully feel on a movie anymore. If I want to get points I gotta vote based on common patterns at newgrounds. Really though I would have blammed this because it's got 3 scenes and the only animation really is that little arrow they use when their talking.

Sadly this is how I have to base my vote on for a 95% chance of a guaranteed protection point:
1. If it's actually good and I believe it deserves it
2. It's a clock movie no matter how shitty the flash is (especially StrawberryClock who posts the letter B and gets protected)
3. The popularity of the author no matter how shitty the flash
4. Hentai Porn no matter how simple creating a flash sideshow is
5. If it kisses up to Tom or Wade no matter if it's got no skill except for maybe a picture and a message like, "If you think Tom is God vote 5"

Hey if this same flash was submitted with the same amount of animation, but without clocks it would have been blammed. Just my rant about the voting system at newgrounds these days. Lack of creativity and originality because only popular authors and any author that posts flash with the clocks as the main characters get to stay in the portal. I mean haven't we seen enough shit from the clocks? At least 10 movies a day got clocks and Tricky in them. How many times to I have to see Tricky and not laugh? Ok I chuckled a little the first time maybe the second. The third time I was like ok the joke is getting old. Now the 100th time it's become beyond lame into the realm of completely pathetic. It's worse than a dead horse being dragged through the desert. I'm gettin a little off the topic of Enter the clock 2, but what I'm saying is true. I've seen movies with way better animation than this get blammed only because the author was not known and it the movie wasn't a clock kiss ass movie.

Newgrounds is becoming so predictable. So next time you ask, "Why wasn't this blammed" think about if it fits into any of the criteria I described above. Chances are it does. Pathetic isn't it?

[x-mas 2001]

I really liked the south park song

This flash wasn't the greatest, but it was still good.

[8mm project: Me]

Interesting movie

What you said about life is never what you expect is totally true. Never did I think that my first love would become a crackwhore who will probably be dead within the next few years. This was a girl that used to be sweet, shy and reserved. She just experimented with the wrong drugs. I didn't think my mother would move to the arctic. My brother's in Ontario, my cousins moved to Florida. Basically everyone I grew up with has split up and moved all over. My best friend, he's getting married at 23. Another friend of mine she's pregnant. Basically life has been full of surprises and I'm sure it will continue to surprise me until I'm dead.

Sorry for the life story, but your movie was so inspirational :)

[Light Saber Fight 3D]

Hey I'm the saviour!

They should have an animation for being the saviour as they do when you blam something.

Instead all you get is this:
You're the saviour! You are one of a number of people who have helped keep this entry in the Portal!

[United Nations Wassup]

Wassup is overplayed

but that was a good flash. I guess Saddam's nickname is dookie lol.

[Monkey Island DC]

Ok now that was funny

and to Twister how would you know what Guybrush would do? Guybrush looks like a guy that would do that. Remember pirates would spend months on the sea with just men. That's why they wanted that cocksucker on board.

[Boogers In Space]

Ok this was stupid and

it wasn't funny. Actually pretty immature if you ask me. Then the last part we watch boogers floating in space and that's how it ends.

[screaming lunatic]

This movie was really stupid

but I gotta admit it did make me laugh. Just work on the sound a bit because it really was kind of ear piercing. You definitely have potential.

izax-1 responds:

ooooooohhh thanks