BigBlueBalls's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SECOND COMING]

Dude ok that was not bad... but what the hell

did it have to do with Christ's second coming? All I saw is a guy from Mars (who didn't look anything like a representation of christ), get on the back of a dragon and crash into the Earth. WTF?

[There she is!!!]

Ok cute... fine... but I hate cute

You know, I had a cat once that killed and ate a bunny. Seriously dude, cats will kill a bunny by biting the back of his neck, sinking its teeth into the bunny's spine and paralysing it. Next time use that for inspiration because if that cat was tearing that bunny's head off and eating his organs, then I'd approve of this movie. Either that or have a real interesting twist and make the bunny really a crazy stalker out to kill the cat. Kind of like the movie Fatal Attraction, even have the bunny stab him with an ice pick LOL. Now THAT would be entertaining, guaranteed.

You get a 6 for good animation, but the rest was thrown away for too much cuteness and shitty song ugh.

[Sonic - U.S. of Whatever]

Very boring and overused song...

I still don't get why Newgrounds members go nuts over things like Badger song, Peanut butter jelly song and this stupid one. People just seem to like dumb repetitive unoriginal songs I guess. Well when you watch MTV these days you kinda can guess that for yourself.

The only thing kinda good was the animation, the song annoyed me enough to drop my rating after that. Sorry, that's just how I feel.

[na]

Tip to the suicidal....

Go skydiving, scuba diving, bungee jumping or something that reminds you of why you're alive. First off, the silliest thing to do is to kill yourself without at least blowing all your money on an expensive trip down the Bahamas. After doing that, then think about why you're doing this.

Another VERY good tip is to see a psychiatrist. They do know what they're doing as they are experts on the human brain. Also, they'll know if you need certain anti-depressants if your brain does have a chemical imbalance. That explains why some people can't get out of depression even if they really want to.

[Super Mario Reloaded]

Great job...

Now that's what I call a spoof. Never have I seen so much attention to detail. Awesome.

[Beavis&Butthead:doitagain]

Not bad for your first flash

It did look a lot like the original. Keep working on it, I'm sure you'll get better over time.

[kenya]

Alright I fuckin hated Badger song

and this is just about nearly as sadistic.

This is what it says on the front page: "That dancing tiger has to be the cutest thing ever. Cool video!"

Cute?? CUTE?? Since when did "cuteness" achieve any merit on a site that bashes Teletubbies and Barney??!!!

Why why why WHY do people get off on this Hampster Dance rip-off crap???!!! You might as well sit there and stare at the little blinking light on your toaster, if you find this entertaining. Most of all how did this ever end up on first page and get a 4.20 rating??? What the hell is so fucking entertaining about it???

Anyway, you get a 5 for effort, but the rest of the 5 is gone for annoying the hell out of me! Sorry, I want to give a better review, but this is just how I feel. No insult to the author, I just think this would be better for little children and NOT ME!!

Now I'm going to have to give Britney Spears another Dirty Sanchez while listening to "Break Stuff" by Limp Bizkit, to wipe this cutsie wootsie crap from my brain.

[The Blammed]

That's TOTALLY true...

Somebody please, think of the flash files!! You're not only hurting yourself, but hurting every flash you've submitted. I know because I've have my own flash files blammed and each time it brings a tear to my eye. Finally I admitted I suck at creating flash and gave up giving these files to be sacrificed on the Newgrounds alter. Let's work together to try and reduce the number of deaths caused each day by not submitting crappy flash to Newgrounds.

JoeandTom responds:

Dont ever give up!

Theres always room to improve!
I'm sure everyone could make a good flash movie, it only takes time, and ltos of it :\

alot of people I know though dont have alot of patience... nor do I but, I pulled it off :D

Thank you for your response :D

[Blue or Red Pill? (v.2)]

Actually I liked the dialogue of the first one

better, but I like the part added on as well. The big black snake LOL. When I read the description, I expected to see Neo getting pounded by Morpheus, so I'm glad you kept from going that far regardless of what the people said they want. Besides you have to wonder about what kind of reviewers would ask you to show them Neo getting fucked. Tell them to find some gay anime if they want to see that kind of graphic detail.