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[Knoxs "Reloaded"]

I'd like to see some more Reloaded ones

Some of your other Matrix dubs from the original, I did find funny and was wondering if you'd take it to Reloaded. I've always been a fan of dubbed films for some reason. There's lots of good parts I could think of from Reloaded you could add in your next ones. This one wasn't all that great, but I'm sure you could do better with other scenes from the Reloaded as you weren't working with much in this one.

[Ultimate MK Outtakes]

That was well done...

I'm not knocking your flash skills at all, but it's seriously lacking in the humour department. I only found a few I even chuckled at a bit.

Why does most of them have to turn into some silly cartoon character? That ruined it for me. You need more originality in the jokes as it was starting to get repetitive. The Peanut butter jelly thing, come on please that appeals to the same people who like Badger song or Hampster dance.

Again, not knocking any of the makers, it's just that it wasn't my taste. The ones I found funny and original were ones like where they had Friendship, Sexality and Babality. Even the Hulk one was funny as he smashed Liu Kang through the wall. I'm not expecting them all to be all that funny, just more thought should be put into them and maybe more cleverness in the humour.

[Our Generation]

It was alright but really lacking

in the humour dept. I mean I got it, one guy mentions how he thinks it's cool that the other guy likes Barry White. Then the other guy starts talking about Will Smith songs, thinking they were done by Barry White... heh heh uh I think that's supposed to be the punchline.

Maybe I just don't deserve to live or maybe this flash just isn't funny. Who knows?

[MJ Secrets]

This should be front page

to replace the Micheal Jackson Santa Claus skit, which I don't know how it ever made first page in the first place. This one is definitely front page material.

[A MJ X-MAS]

It was alright but nothing special

The humour was a bit dry IMO. I mean kids sitting on MJ's lap, I'm sure there could have been much better jokes thrown in.

[Knoxs "The Matrix" 6]

Funny I like this one better than the others...

It is starting to come together, it seems like Robert is like a normal guy among all these freaky people, who abducted him.

Morpheus wants Neo as his bride and things are getting really heated up.

Oh and there's a Vampire on board, well at least some freak who thinks he's one.

LOL anyway I like it.

[WormsTrek Rhapsody]

Ok why does it say on the front page...

"People are going nuts for this Worms / Star Trek crossover!"

I don't see people going nuts over it, so where did this statement come from? Yes it's good in that it's well done, but I don't think it's anything special.

Good job on the flash in itself. A little too short though before it got into credits. I don't mean any insult, it's just that it's not even in the top 50 so how are people going nuts over this? Do you happen to be friends with the webmasters or something and he decided to hype it up?

[Data's Second Emotion]

I laughed my ass off at the beginning

Especially when the cat was getting it up the ass LOL. I liked the looped "Meow meow". The problem I had is after the captain got there and it all went down hill from there. Like Data taking a bite out of his cat, WTF? That dance scene and data biting his cat wasn't funny, just silly.

Good start, bad finish. Unless of course, part 3 explains this in that Data's next emotion is psychotic behaviour. You could have Data go on a rampage beating up and raping the crew or something like that.

[Poop another day]

Boring and not funny

That's pretty much the sum of it. The sticking-stuff-up-my-ass bit got old with the first 2 pube muppets. I haven't watched any pube muppets since the first 2 and it doesn't look it has gotten much better.

LollypopClock responds:

Then do one of the following:
1. Don't watch pube muppet movies.
2. Write a review tha acually gives some construcive critism
3. Stop staying up after your bedtime, because your mom will be mad if she catches you up past 8:00 p.m again.

[The Crack Deal (dir. cut)]

That was pretty funny

I can relate. I remember going to a guy's house who offered to smoke me up and I thought he meant weed. Well little did I know he was free basing cocaine, which is basically what crack is. He heated up a spoon on the stove and melted it down, then once it hardened he put it in a pipe.

Yeah it was a good high for about 10 seconds. I never will do it again though because all you want is more and more and more. Why do you think there are guys on the street out there that will give blowjobs for crack? So, just a warning to anyone who thinks crack is just another drug.

I also know a girl who go into it with a local biker gang and found out later she was selling her body for it. This girl I grew up with and used to be a really nice girl, until she got into cocaine/crack. Usually they start off as cocaine addicts and since snorting it starts to destroy membranes in your nose, you have to start freebasing it. Then you either smoke it or inject it with a needle.

Moral to this story? Stay away from the highly addictive substances like cocaine/crack and heroine. I still smoke weed and occasionally do acid and shrooms, but stay away from anything that'll get me seriously hooked.