BigBlueBalls's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[BEEBO Part 4]

Wow man how'd you call the Kobe

Bryant case half a year before he even got charged for it?

["Girls"]

That's why you don't treat girls nice...

They want you to be a complete asshole, and guess what, it worked for me and it'll work for you. The big joke is that they only turn in for the nice guy after the bad boys already jaded them, at that point I don't want them. I'd rather devirginize them bitches than get sloppy seconds, so therefore the best strategy is to treat them like shit.

It's the way nature works, women want a guy who dominates them, not fall head over heals for them. Forget the movies, they are bullshit and probably either made by women or weenies. Oh BTW women will tell you that they want a sweet guy, for Godsakes don't believe them, they are lying. Maybe what they mean is that they want an asshole that they can someday make a nice guy, but if he's already a nice guy then he's not a challenge.

Treat women like shit, and you'll see the results. It may take a while, until the women get used to your new attitude, but after a while it becomes part of who you are. Remember, all women are sluts, they just try to pretend not to be. That's an evolutionary advantage to attract the bad boys who are out to penetrate their every orifice. So treat them like a slut to bring out the slut in them. Otherwise if you treat them nice, all you get is a nice girl that won't give you much more than a peck on the cheek. Then later you'll see them in the arms of a guy that had the balls to be an asshole.

[Secret Admirer : Foamy The Squirrel]

Well I wouldn't say this was your best

because most of your flash rocks!! I love this!

[Johnny Cash- Hurt]

It's a disgrace to Johnny Cash

Ok at first it looked like you were actually trying to do something and I might have given you a better mark if you didn't go and pop up a baby at the end. It was bad enough all you were doing is basically putting words on the screen, but I might have given you marks based on trying to make a tribute Johnny. Except, in the end, it wasn't even that.

[Junk Mail]

LMAO!! it's freakin hilarious.

Even without the imagery, but that added to the comedy.

Oh BTW I managed to piece together enough info to find the guy's site LOL I see what you mean. It's all beautiful landscape pictures... and cat wars? LMAO

Like you said, it wouldn't be wise to post it here though. Although I'm tempted to send him fake Junk Mail with a link at the bottom stating... "click here to take me off your FUCKING e-mail list you ASSHOLES!!!".

[The Portal]

Well I don't like the clock crew

but this was definitely good flash.