BigBlueBalls's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The F Word]

I'm fucked...

LOL too funny.

[Canadian Identity]

Yeah we like our beavers...

LOL funny shit

[i got triangles]

Still makes me wonder how movies like this

get saved. It makes me wonder why this movie would get saved yet I've seen way more talent than this get blammed. Obviously certain newground members found ways to cheat and get simple movies like this saved. Like what do you do, get a bunch of your friends to vote 5 or is there some other secret we don't know about yet?

Please tell me so I can spend 2 seconds on flash and get it to stay in the portal too.

No-blam-4-u responds:

Well, to be honest, im just as puzzled as you are, how does this shit live? i mean honestly, i have to agree with u there. I think people blam stuff way to much, that deserves to live, for more then half the people here aren't flash animators to begin with and don't know shit abotu flash, well thanks for ur bitching, i'll take it into consideration

[Homer Goes Super Saiyan]

Not bad

I like Simpsons and RATM a lot and you did a good job.

Problem is I still don't understand this whole super saiyan craze everyone keeps talking about. I've been on Newgrounds long enough to understand that it has something to do with a show called DragonBallz. It's a show I think I watched once, but changed the channel because it made very little sense. Even He-man made more sense than this. Actually DBZ even had me confused with Pokemon at first. What's up with all this Japanese animation these days? They can't even animate the mouth right and Japanese animation itself is done very poorly I think. Whatever happened to real super hero cartoons that at least made some sense like Spiderman, X-Men and even Ninja Turtles. Just watching the opening sequence of those shows gave you the gist of the story. This Super Saiyen shit where a guy gets surrounded by a yellow glow and can shoot balls doesn't make sense... and what the HELL does Saiyen even mean? Today's cartoons make so little sense, I swear. It seems like these new shows just throw a bunch of crazy animation together and call it a story. Even the new Transformers is gone to hell with this Japanese animation.

Sorry 2XK for ranting about this on your movie, it's just that you just won the prize of being like the 100th movie I've seen that had Super Saiyen in it. It's starting to get worse than beating a dead horse. Waaaaaay too many Super Saiyen DBZ movies on here.

2xK responds:

my next movie wont have any dbz stuff in it, so...

[an enmac short]

This joke is a little overplayed don't you think?

Don't bother watching just loading screen and a play button that doesn't do anything when you click it. Why do people submit shit like this? This fake play button joke is not funny anymore, just annoying.

[juicy fruit (uncut)]

k this might get blammed

but please try it again because this was hilarious. Maybe try figuring out how to do the play button. Newgrounds is supposed to have a free preloader for you. You should look into that.

Other than that it was great. You know how to draw well and it's a total surprise who shows up in the background. I thought it was just going to be something simple like his head blowing up from a gun shot. Instead you had Jason sneaking up on him in the background. Just anticipating Jason killing him made me laugh more than when he actually did. Good work!

[Till death do us part]

OMFG that was fucking awesome!

Awesome movie. Great art and funny as hell. I loved the part when that chick was getting her ass kicked when the man had the drink spilled on him. It looked like he pissed himself LOL. It was funny how he was like all nice at first then gets all woohoo and shit at the stupidest things and kicks the shit out of everybody. Then his son gets all wacked out and even crazier than he is LOL. That's one boy you wouldn't want to say shit to about his mother. Good stuff. Keep up the good work!

[wwud for klondike bar?]

Pisses me off that this is about to get blammed!!!

I just seen so many SHIT movies get saved and I find this one actually funny, but it has a low score of 1.37!! This happens all the time where I see the shittiest movies get saved, yet movies that I find worthy of at least being saved don't. Not that this movie was all that great, but you had to laugh at what that guy was saying, "Yo my man" and blasts him in the face. It did have SOME effort so those who BLAM this deserve to be smacked around like a bitch!

Fucking clock crew that can put a movie up with 2 secs of a clock singing and the clown with the dancing dick. One guy posts a picture of tits and a song and it gets saved with a high score of 3.05. How the hell does really shitty flash get saved while movies like this get blammed? I'd LOVE to know their secret. Either certain newground members found a way to cheat on the voting system or they get all their friends to vote 5 on shitty flash. I'm sick of this, this is a real problem with the voting system.

[happy easter]

OK why is it that some people can post

nothing but a picture of boobs and Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang and it gets voted high 3.05? WTF? I'm blamming this regardless of it's rating. No skill involved and nothing of his own creation except the .swf file that he slapped together in 2 seconds.

[Praise Picard!]

I would have blammed this one too

but I thought it would probably be protected based on the Author's popularity. So I voted 2 just to get a stupid protection point. Plus I'm sure all the Star Trek nerds will vote high on it.