BigBlueBalls's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[ORANGE'S CLOCKMAS SPECIAL]

The audio was pretty funny

I enjoyed it, the graphics were done fine. Ok the thing about clock movies is that I just don't understand the concept of talking fruit clocks. Why not at least put a mouth on them or something. A little line that moves just doesn't cut it for me. Like is there some deal you have in the clock crew that you have to make movies that particular way? At least you didn't use computer voice for the clocks, I guess that's some originality for the clock crew. I'd enjoy your movies more if they didn't always have these bouncing fruit clocks. Usually I just get bored of all the clock crew movies because of this. Well I gave this one a high mark because it did make me laugh, graphics were good and it is Christmas.

[South Park Condoms]

Ummm ok animation's fine

but it don't make no sense. It's like you made a South Park cartoon and stuck condoms in the scenery for no apparent reason.

[Friday the Thirteenth]

Funny stuff

Looks like it was too late. :)

[New king of the portal]

Good stuff

ShitClock is the king of the portal.

[Princess Lovely]

Pretty funny

and the ending wasn't predictable.

[Legend of Santa]

Funny story but..

The graphics need a little working on. Mix that sense of humour with good graphics and you're set.

[The Clock Assassin]

Yeah that's right

stick it too them damn clocks. Especially StrawberryClock for his stupid B-movie.

[I am not canadian!]

LOL good stuff...

Hopefully the Americans don't give it a bad mark just because they don't get the joke.

[Merry X-mas From Mickey]

Ok what is this shit?

I've seen WAY better movies than this get blammed into submission. Sometimes I wonder why Newgrounds even bothers with this whole system when you got idiots that actually vote good for crappy flash like this. This should be at least turd of the week if anything. I guess mickey mouse coming out of an ass spewing shit and blood is real funny to you folks. Try coming up with some real humour.

[What if Mario was kiddy?]

It was good except... what the hell is kiddy???

Looks like I'm not the only one asking this question either. Please tell us what kiddy is because it may make the joke a little funnier as it is understandable. Other than that I had a few laughs. Especially the Duke Nukem excerpt, "Your face, your ass what's the difference?"