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I loved the graphics

A question why did Banana Clock suddenly fall out of his chair, wriggling on the floor and cum shoot in strawberry's eye? Ok cum in the eye yeah is funny, but the delivery of the joke had me a little confused.

I did laugh a little and I'd like to see more graphics like this on newgrounds. Not just for clock movies either. Personally I usually rate low or blam clock movies. Just because I think the whole concept of talking fruit clocks is kind of stupid and most of their movies are crap anyway. Also I can't stand the computer voice. Every once in a while I'll vote higher for a clock movie when I can tell it took a lot of talent to make. Although a lot of this talent is wasted on crappy story lines like putting tricky into some good flash. For example the 'N' video that was a good NIN video. It was actually the first clock movie that I was going to give a 10, but putting tricky in the movie ruined it.

Tate_Clock you did great on the graphics and it looks like you have a lot of potential. Even you admit that there needs to be work on storyline. Try to be more witty in the humour. If your next one is better you may be the first clock that I vote 5 on.

Here's an example of something

that only got saved because he's got friends to help boost his rating. I would be nice if newgrounds could do something about this. Almost everyday now we are getting these guys that spam the portal with really bad flash. Flash like this is a waste of space. Especially with this author that has 10 other crap movies just like this.

KillerBorf responds:

I'm so glad that you assume all this just by watching my movie. You figured it all out based on the simple fact that you didn't like this movie. So you ask yourself, "How could this movie be on newgrounds?". You are completely right. I got all my other newgrounds cronies to vote 5 on this just so it will stay alive. No... Wait..... I must be confusing that with something that actually happened. You're just a moron.

I've seen much worse turds myself

Hopefully we see start to see more quality turds in the future. See this is a crap flash that deserves to still be at least saved. Not like a bouncing face that even I can do and I don't have a lot of skills in flash. Then the Self Esteem one that just had a bunch of pictures and Offspring playing in the background.

Made me laugh

Especially the part with the flower in the bong lol.

This makes poop look good

Please don't submit crap like this anymore.

Not bad, but needs a better storyline

Skills in the animation department. You should work on your story writing. Looks like you got some skills though to be another good flash animator.

It took me a while, but I do understand

the concept of suicide. It's similar to a coyote chewing off it's leg to escape a trap. It is an escape from pain or feeling trapped. Since we are human and have the intelligence to understand death, we also understand that death is an end to pain.

What a lot of people have to really understand though is that this pain is internal and only really exists in the mind. It hardly has to do with pain from external sources. If that were the case then we'd have mass suicides in poor countries like Afghanistan. Instead even poor people find a reason to live. They'd look at middle-class problems to be little compared to theirs. I believe suicide has more to do with depression and internal pain than to do with whether you got fired from you job or whatever life threw at you. Life was meant to be full of pain. Go back in history and see how easy our lives are today in modern society compared to say a caveman. They had to run from predators everyday for chrissakes. Lived in caves and had to survive on hunting and gathering. After years and years of just trying to survive you'd think they would just feel like giving up and committing suicide too. They didn't and they survived long enough to create another generation of humans.

So this is why suicide has to do with an individuals view of the world, not the problems they have to face. Might even be a chemical imbalance and they need antidepressants. There are people who say things like, "Oh boo hoo my parents beat me" and tell these people to get over it because there are others with similar or bigger problems. The thing is a depressed person may not be able to see past their own pain even if they tried. So a few words of encouragement isn't the answer. Usually they heard enough of that. They probably heard more words like, "worthless, lazy, not paying attention etc.". Which makes them more depressed and those problems just get worse. It could be that modern society gives us too much time to think and dwell on our problems instead of spending most of our time trying to survive like primitive man.

Either way though the best thing for a depressed person to do is to see a psychiatrist before they attempt suicide. At least try to find a solution before committing suicide. Try saving up $1500 and go on a vacation down in the tropics just to shake your life up a bit. Sometimes a breath of fresh air in your life can help cure depression. A lot of people get depressed just because their life is going stale, so the best cure could be to just put some spice into it. Since you wanna die anyway then go bungi jumping, skydiving, scuba diving, etc. At least experience what it feels like to stare death in the face before actually doing it. Sometimes trying new things in your life, regardless of your problems, does help. I mean if you're gonna commit suicide regardless at least sell everything you got and blow all your money on a trip to Bermuda. You've got nothing to lose anyway so you should at least have one big blast before you die.

Ok this is another long review. Not a real criticle one just my opinions on suicide. Hey a movie like this deserves long reviews because it makes you think.

HeRetiK responds:

it's interesting to hear other peoples opinion about suicide. yours is actually pretty similar to mine.

I liked the twist...

Great job.

Ok ok I definitely know the answer!!!!

I'm Canadian and I know the band because I listen to them. The rest of the answers were easy because you just had to go back and pay attention. I know the band though. Here it is.

1. ArthurDBZking69
2. The Best Movie Ever, Accelleration v1.0, Cruisin' NSX, Who's The Boss Danza!, Fatass
3. Cotton Kings
4. Eskimo Mom, Eskimo Mom, She is Mom

and everyone waiting for this one...
5. Swollen Members

smoothstudios responds:

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It was well done, but

it was boring. Nothing much going on really.

Life is short and time is running out, so you need to live as fast and furious as you possibly can. Just don't leave yourself behind in the process.

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