BigBlueBalls's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Remember Aerosmith]

Maybe resubmit this as a movie

This is not a game by any stretch of the imagination.

CemeteryGates responds:

Interactive :)

[Petals Around The Rose]

Doesn't make any sense

How can you count the number of pedals?

Also WTF does the dice have to do with anything?

LAUBO responds:

It's a riddle, i took me a couple of weeks to find it out. I cant give you the answer, it would ruin it.

[DU #3 (Homer simpson)]

I don't like dress-up games but..

If I had to choose from all the dress-up games on Newgrounds I'd pick this one over them all. So many choices to choose from to dress up Homer and Homer Simpson rocks! Good job!

XwaynecoltX responds:

Cool thanks, that means alot, i did put some work into this one, and the buttons almost killed me in the end, but overall it came out great so thanks for the review...

~X~

[Megaman Next - The Game]

Give me a BREAK!!! There's nothing in this game!!!

Ok I clicked 'Normal' then 'Hard' etc. BUT THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO THIS FUCKING GAME!!! Damn thing won't get past the screen with all the squares that has pics of Megaman and other characters. No FUCKING place to click with my mouse... I pushed ENTER and every other fucking button on my keyboard and it still won't get out of that fucking screen. So then I right-click 'Rewind' and try again under Hard, Illegal AND IT STILL DOESN'T FUCKING WORK!!! Look man I even gave you the benefit of the doubt thinking it was a bug, but after 5 mins of trying to get past that screen and trying every conventional method it still doesn't work I have to assume it's fucked.

Unfortunately I have to BLAM this from the little I've seen, not what others are saying. Maybe if you read this review you could tell me how to get past the screen with the characters in all the squares instead of just telling me I'm fucked up. I mean I've read ALL your instructions in your game and on this page, still don't understand why the fuck there is no way to get past that 'Hollywood Squares' screen.

maelstormm responds:

I wish there was a nicer way of telling this to you, but you are just an idiot. Now since you gave me a "1" for the review and probably something like a "0" or a "1" on the actual vote because you are a nimrod I should just stick to making fun of you instead of helping you. But since I'm nice I'll just do both.

1) Selecting your boss. First make sure the Flash window is the topmost window. Just click in it to be sure. When you get to the stage select screen use the ARROW KEYS to move the blinking cursor around then press the SPACE BAR to select the stage. How hard's that?

2) Now to make fun of you for being dumb :) I included a link to a full fledged instructions manual in the comments. Inside of it, it tells you what to F<censor>ing do. How could you NOT use the F<censor>ing <censor> <CENSOR> arrow keys and F<censor>ing space bar even by accident! What in the 9 hell's ails you child? Now one would think that after, oh say, 190000 views and close to 300 reviews and nobody besides you says something dumb like that, what has the problem? Certainly not my game, that's what! A smart person would've sent me an email asking me for help before doing a dumb thing like posting a review that basically tells people from around the world that you have no common sense. So now I'm stuck with a bad vote because you are a FOOL.

Thank you much and congrats! You'll also have a spot in my future clip for idiots :)

[Kill Tricky]

That clown is so overplayed he

deserves this fate. Also he ruined a good NIN spoof video. The only flash movie that actually had me wondering if the clock crew was any good at all. Then nope Tricky shows up and proved me right once again that the clock crew sucks!

BlackerOuT responds:

The "KING OF THE PORTAL" is my next victm