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Maybe resubmit this as a movie

This is not a game by any stretch of the imagination.

CemeteryGates responds:

Interactive :)

Doesn't make any sense

How can you count the number of pedals?

Also WTF does the dice have to do with anything?

LAUBO responds:

It's a riddle, i took me a couple of weeks to find it out. I cant give you the answer, it would ruin it.

I failed really bad

I said I'd hit them all! Damn I'm a fucking GD pervert. Oh well, can't arrest me for my naughty thoughts... one other thing... if I ever find myself in a dark room where only I can see the girl's body, please don't blame me for having pedophilic relations with those girls.

No really though, why the fuck do they doll up all these underage girls these days for fuck sakes? Then expect us older guys to know how old they are just by looking. Well let me tell you, I've seen girls who look 15 who are really 18 and vice versa. So stop the fucking nonescense, if you don't want us to be mistaken, then stop dressing so fucking sexy.

Damn that was some fucked up shit

I liked it though. It was interactive abstract art. Good music in the background, plus the imagery all together made my head spin. Maybe that was the weed I just smoked, but that was good.

Well made game...

Looks like a lot of work was put into this. I also found it humourous where I was trying to piss in the toilet and kept missing it. Then afterwards I went to the bedroom, I got a pan in the face. Maybe she found out I pissed all over the bathroom or saw that I shot out all the lights, I don't know.

The joke here is more for henpecked boyfriends though. I wouldn't put up with a girlfriend who tried to set a curfew like she's my fucking mother.

Well the computer was downright dumb

I even let it have a chance and it wouldn't take it. It didn't even try to stop me from getting 3 in a row either. Looks like the computer just does it randomly. Also, you should have it so you take turns with the computer going first. We all know getting the centre square gives you an advantage.

LOL I smothered Wesley Crusher

and got sent to the brig in my first game. In another game I kicked the shit out of Michael Jackson and that dumb little Ewok. Great game man, loved it.

The best tip is don't piss off Riker, save kicking his ass until the end. I learned don't call him "Fuck Face" when he's point a fazer at you and don't break into his quarters. Don't listen to Q either, he'll try to get you into trouble.

I blammed this because there's no instructions

Then after I did some other guy took the time to review your movie after figuring out you had to click on the enemies. If this gets blammed, then re-submit with instructions and it might make it.

Well that was really weird

What the hell was going on? There was like all this crazy imagery thrown in front of my face on these adventures and wacked out music. Maybe I'm just not high enough to understand this.

My biggest problem with it is

that it's very very choppy trying to shoot the zombies. Half the time I lose my red crosshair and find my mouse sliding off the flash window itself. It's hard to shoot having the crosshair fly all over the screen and he'll even continue to shoot even after I've stopped like the priest has gone beserk or something.

Other than that, it looks good.

Life is short and time is running out, so you need to live as fast and furious as you possibly can. Just don't leave yourself behind in the process.

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