BigBlueBalls's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Knoxs "Mortal Kombat"3]

Shit LOL just noticed that I reviewed the

wrong movie. I had both windows opened at the same time, that's why. Oops. Anyway, I liked the squence with Liu Kang and that old guy turning into the boy. Rainbow of Magic LOL.

Although, I think Rayden shoulda said something sexual to Sonya when he was sniffing her hair. She's freakin hot, even if she did stink, I'd still do her. Like maybe whisper in her ear to give him a blow job or something.

Knox responds:

ha ha i thought so

[i got triangles]

Still makes me wonder how movies like this

get saved. It makes me wonder why this movie would get saved yet I've seen way more talent than this get blammed. Obviously certain newground members found ways to cheat and get simple movies like this saved. Like what do you do, get a bunch of your friends to vote 5 or is there some other secret we don't know about yet?

Please tell me so I can spend 2 seconds on flash and get it to stay in the portal too.

No-blam-4-u responds:

Well, to be honest, im just as puzzled as you are, how does this shit live? i mean honestly, i have to agree with u there. I think people blam stuff way to much, that deserves to live, for more then half the people here aren't flash animators to begin with and don't know shit abotu flash, well thanks for ur bitching, i'll take it into consideration

[Homer Goes Super Saiyan]

Not bad

I like Simpsons and RATM a lot and you did a good job.

Problem is I still don't understand this whole super saiyan craze everyone keeps talking about. I've been on Newgrounds long enough to understand that it has something to do with a show called DragonBallz. It's a show I think I watched once, but changed the channel because it made very little sense. Even He-man made more sense than this. Actually DBZ even had me confused with Pokemon at first. What's up with all this Japanese animation these days? They can't even animate the mouth right and Japanese animation itself is done very poorly I think. Whatever happened to real super hero cartoons that at least made some sense like Spiderman, X-Men and even Ninja Turtles. Just watching the opening sequence of those shows gave you the gist of the story. This Super Saiyen shit where a guy gets surrounded by a yellow glow and can shoot balls doesn't make sense... and what the HELL does Saiyen even mean? Today's cartoons make so little sense, I swear. It seems like these new shows just throw a bunch of crazy animation together and call it a story. Even the new Transformers is gone to hell with this Japanese animation.

Sorry 2XK for ranting about this on your movie, it's just that you just won the prize of being like the 100th movie I've seen that had Super Saiyen in it. It's starting to get worse than beating a dead horse. Waaaaaay too many Super Saiyen DBZ movies on here.

2xK responds:

my next movie wont have any dbz stuff in it, so...

[screaming lunatic]

This movie was really stupid

but I gotta admit it did make me laugh. Just work on the sound a bit because it really was kind of ear piercing. You definitely have potential.

izax-1 responds:

ooooooohhh thanks

[My Car is an Automobile11]

Here's an example of something

that only got saved because he's got friends to help boost his rating. I would be nice if newgrounds could do something about this. Almost everyday now we are getting these guys that spam the portal with really bad flash. Flash like this is a waste of space. Especially with this author that has 10 other crap movies just like this.

KillerBorf responds:

I'm so glad that you assume all this just by watching my movie. You figured it all out based on the simple fact that you didn't like this movie. So you ask yourself, "How could this movie be on newgrounds?". You are completely right. I got all my other newgrounds cronies to vote 5 on this just so it will stay alive. No... Wait..... I must be confusing that with something that actually happened. You're just a moron.

[freedom awaits]

It took me a while, but I do understand

the concept of suicide. It's similar to a coyote chewing off it's leg to escape a trap. It is an escape from pain or feeling trapped. Since we are human and have the intelligence to understand death, we also understand that death is an end to pain.

What a lot of people have to really understand though is that this pain is internal and only really exists in the mind. It hardly has to do with pain from external sources. If that were the case then we'd have mass suicides in poor countries like Afghanistan. Instead even poor people find a reason to live. They'd look at middle-class problems to be little compared to theirs. I believe suicide has more to do with depression and internal pain than to do with whether you got fired from you job or whatever life threw at you. Life was meant to be full of pain. Go back in history and see how easy our lives are today in modern society compared to say a caveman. They had to run from predators everyday for chrissakes. Lived in caves and had to survive on hunting and gathering. After years and years of just trying to survive you'd think they would just feel like giving up and committing suicide too. They didn't and they survived long enough to create another generation of humans.

So this is why suicide has to do with an individuals view of the world, not the problems they have to face. Might even be a chemical imbalance and they need antidepressants. There are people who say things like, "Oh boo hoo my parents beat me" and tell these people to get over it because there are others with similar or bigger problems. The thing is a depressed person may not be able to see past their own pain even if they tried. So a few words of encouragement isn't the answer. Usually they heard enough of that. They probably heard more words like, "worthless, lazy, not paying attention etc.". Which makes them more depressed and those problems just get worse. It could be that modern society gives us too much time to think and dwell on our problems instead of spending most of our time trying to survive like primitive man.

Either way though the best thing for a depressed person to do is to see a psychiatrist before they attempt suicide. At least try to find a solution before committing suicide. Try saving up $1500 and go on a vacation down in the tropics just to shake your life up a bit. Sometimes a breath of fresh air in your life can help cure depression. A lot of people get depressed just because their life is going stale, so the best cure could be to just put some spice into it. Since you wanna die anyway then go bungi jumping, skydiving, scuba diving, etc. At least experience what it feels like to stare death in the face before actually doing it. Sometimes trying new things in your life, regardless of your problems, does help. I mean if you're gonna commit suicide regardless at least sell everything you got and blow all your money on a trip to Bermuda. You've got nothing to lose anyway so you should at least have one big blast before you die.

Ok this is another long review. Not a real criticle one just my opinions on suicide. Hey a movie like this deserves long reviews because it makes you think.

HeRetiK responds:

it's interesting to hear other peoples opinion about suicide. yours is actually pretty similar to mine.

[Tribute to Blaminators]

Ok ok I definitely know the answer!!!!

I'm Canadian and I know the band because I listen to them. The rest of the answers were easy because you just had to go back and pay attention. I know the band though. Here it is.

1. ArthurDBZking69
2. The Best Movie Ever, Accelleration v1.0, Cruisin' NSX, Who's The Boss Danza!, Fatass
3. Cotton Kings
4. Eskimo Mom, Eskimo Mom, She is Mom

and everyone waiting for this one...
5. Swollen Members

smoothstudios responds:

YES! Congrats BigBlueBalls! I have no way of contacting you so e-mail me
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