BigBlueBalls's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Power Of D - 1994]

More bullshit entering the portal

Here's the whole movie in a nutshell:
One picture of Pube muppet flies across the screen, with a Mario brothers background. Then he just sits there spouting whatever "strawberry compass" typed into a computer voice program... that is all there is. Yet this passed? The most creative part of this was the preloader, everything else had absolutely no effort whatsoever.

Strawberry-Compass responds:

wow, tell me something I dont know.

[Pin Point Black#2]

This was really good

It's a good example that you can make simple drawings and turn into something worthwhile to watch. You got stick figure movies, that are nothing but the same you kill me, I kill you, then I turn Super Sayen... and so on. This movie right here had me watching the whole time and I didn't even know why.

Really hope this passes.

jasonaround responds:

First off let me say one thing; I whole heartly agree with you about stick figures. Some people may see what I have done here as stick figures, I see them as minimulist people, little drawing for little people. Other then that, big thanks.

[Pixie Blues]

Awesome movie!!

You gave this entry a 5, raising its score to 5.00!
If this movie is protected you will get a PROTECTION point!

Great job very well done.

Lambi responds:

Im sorry, I dont know this site too well, Im not sure what youre saying I did with the 5 thingy. Oh well, glad you liked it

[NightmareOnSesameStreet P]

I really liked this concept

It's original and funny. I think you should work on getting some dialogue, instead of just typing the words that they are saying. Also, the artwork could be improved, hopefully when you get your tablet and this could be made to be longer. Great idea though, with the "Nightmare on Sesame Street" LOL.

Enter-Sandman responds:

I couldnt get voice actors. And my mic broke. But i definatly will get voices no matter what it takes.

[The Little Prince 6planet]

Dude great job...

Hope you got a good mark in French for this.

orb responds:

I sure did :)

[Knoxs "Terminator 2" 3]

Ok I noticed some problems with this one

Try to refrain from mumbling some of the parts, it kind of ruins it. There was too much where you just trailed off like you couldn't think of something to say. If you're having problems coming up with something at the moment, put it away for a while and come back to it later when you've got some new ideas. I know most of it is improv, as you mentioned before, it's just that you can still do improv with some preparation of the storyline you're about to do. Improv just means that you're doing it without practicing reading lines.

The funniest part is the ending when the guy says "we got some white people here" and how you gave him that Mexican accent. I also liked the sandwich part too.

Knox responds:

yeah heres how i do it

i think about what im gonan say and how im going to say it,then i just record what ever,that one part were there making noises,i didnt know what to say,i couldnt think of anything that kid could say that could follow the kids gun fight ..so i just gave them random mumbling

thanks big blue balls :)

[DEUS EX MACHINA]

Oh I get it... you couldn't come up with

a good plot with all those flash skills you got, so you just made the whole thing one big Deus Ex Machina. Other than that, I have no idea what I just watched. You got good points mostly for the graphics, but the storyline doesn't make any sense to me.

FREELENS responds:

No, I had the plot, but I lost it along the way.

[Kurt Cobain Tribute]

I used to like Nirvana but

I still think Kurt Cobain was a pussy for killing himself, without any concern for his wife and daughter. It's one thing if he was alone, but that wasn't the case where he had responsiblities for his daughter to take care of her and he cowardly ended his life instead.

I respect his music and talent, but I'll never respect Kurt for what he did or feel he deserves a tribute on his most cowardly day of his life.

dRUnkEnApE responds:

but courtney killed him theres a fucking lot of evidence

[The Blammed]

That's TOTALLY true...

Somebody please, think of the flash files!! You're not only hurting yourself, but hurting every flash you've submitted. I know because I've have my own flash files blammed and each time it brings a tear to my eye. Finally I admitted I suck at creating flash and gave up giving these files to be sacrificed on the Newgrounds alter. Let's work together to try and reduce the number of deaths caused each day by not submitting crappy flash to Newgrounds.

JoeandTom responds:

Dont ever give up!

Theres always room to improve!
I'm sure everyone could make a good flash movie, it only takes time, and ltos of it :\

alot of people I know though dont have alot of patience... nor do I but, I pulled it off :D

Thank you for your response :D

[Poop another day]

Boring and not funny

That's pretty much the sum of it. The sticking-stuff-up-my-ass bit got old with the first 2 pube muppets. I haven't watched any pube muppets since the first 2 and it doesn't look it has gotten much better.

LollypopClock responds:

Then do one of the following:
1. Don't watch pube muppet movies.
2. Write a review tha acually gives some construcive critism
3. Stop staying up after your bedtime, because your mom will be mad if she catches you up past 8:00 p.m again.