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Actually I can't pass this...

Please don't encourage upping the file size. I appreciate the shitty flashes that are smaller. If you want music, then compress the audio, don't make us wait just for the sake of waiting to vote on it. That just pisses me off. I submitted two flashes today, both very crappy movies, but they're both under 200kb and simple to download. They passed anyway.

Zephyrlot responds:

u gave a 0 on evrything lolz

Bitch be cool!

I liked this a lot. The best part being that was actually Samuel L Jackson's voice, which goes along with the Star Wars' character he plays.

Utterly-Moot responds:

Thank you

The Great Gatsby

I remember reading it back in high school. He was shot by some guy, who then shot himself or something like that.

Von-Lark responds:

Thank you. 10 points for you.

Good job cheating the system

Wade told us how you guys got Review Crew Pick. Next time, try to actually put some fucking effort into your movies, rather than getting dozens of accounts to pump up your scores >:(

Oh no, I suppose just like the "mass voting" accusation, you guys don't do this either. It's not so much that your movies pass, but the fact you guys cheat to get your movies on here, that's just pathetic.

TwoStar responds:

We didn't use proxies to mass vote this through, it got by with a score of 2.97 at 200 votes.

For the record, I made ONE thread at Lock Legion, and ONE POST in the Star Syndicate Time Trial Organisation thread. What members do after that is their problem, and their actions do NOT reflect the actions of the entire Star Syndicate

Glad I could explain things to you.

-Two Star-

Why don't you guys actually try?

Well at this point everyone has to expect shitty flash from the Star Syndicate. I take it this is the image that you want to project, so I'll have to congradulate you guys on maintaining your reputations of being no talent hacks... I guess :-/

ThreeStar responds:

Damnit, I tried. >:[


Three

Impersonating other users?

Very sad that you guys are now resorting to impersonating actual talented artists here to get these pieces of crap through the portal.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

lol, talented

I gave it a 2

because all of them put together is somewhat passable. At least they were actually drawings and minimal animation. Also, I can relate to the guy who had his breakfast talking to him.

Masculine responds:

Yeah pretty good for 2 hours of work.. we will probably try harder for the next collection.

Well the last one was pretty funny

This one was not as good. You brag that you have all these flash skills and you could do it if you wanted to, but slow down there cowboy, this is only your second flash movie. For one, you're obviously new here at Newgrounds, so you've got a lot of practice you need to do. If you gain enough skills, then you can become as good as or better than illwillpress. Right now, you should watch some movies and learn from some of the best here, instead of just knocking their skills and claiming to be able to make better movies than them. So far, with your 2 films, you've proven you can be funny, but when it comes to flash skills you still have some work to do before you can actually blow our socks off.

unwellpuss responds:

On a more serious note. Unwellpuss is of course a alternate account. On my real account I have 2 top 100 movies. And I think the majority of NG animators have the ability to make things at the same quality as illwillpress.

This makes poop look good

Just wasn't entertaining.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

SHUT UP FOAMHEAD

Not impressed

That was just a slideshow of photoshopped pics. No animation, no humour, nothing here of interest. No more effort that what it takes to create a Powerpoint presentation. I'm surprised it even passed, when I've seen A LOT more effort than this get blammed recently.

Therefore, I have no choice, but to give this a zero for lack of creativity and effort.

Onic responds:

Well, I see your point, but you dont understand the effort thing. It took both of us a combined month to do all of those photoshops, and its more than pasting them, we had to do all the color editing, cloning, etc...
Thanks for the review though.

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