BigBlueBalls's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DailyToon11092004]

This makes poop look good

Just wasn't entertaining.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

SHUT UP FOAMHEAD

[The Last Two Men on Earth]

I laughed at a few parts

Was the sound effects of him fucking the other guy up the ass really necessary? I would have sent this link to some people I know, but because you went over the top there, they'll have to find this flash movie themselves.

I can see why some people would be offended by this. Since when are straight people supposed to not be bothered by gay sex? I'd find it sick if I saw two old people fucking, does that mean I'm oldaphobic? I do accept homosexuality and I think the deserve all the same rights, including marriage, but that doesn't mean I want to hear what their buttfucking sounds like. That's just my opinion anyway.

[The Banjo Collection]

No talent involved...

Yet of course it will pass with the magic of mass voting.

Newgrounds should revise their voting system to double the amount of votes needed to pass. This is considering the fact that Newgrounds now has a huge amount of hits, compared to when this voting system was first put in place. If anything, it'll force these people to work harder on finding friends to vote high on their flash movies, probably more effort than they put into making these movies :-/

[The Jiggly Butt : Foamy The Squirrel]

Good Job

I'm glad to see this on the front page :)

I think I'm starting to like your movies more so now because of the fact it pisses off these pathetic morons who are jealous of you.

[Foamy Fan Mail 6]

illwillpress does it again :D

Foamy is so hilarious. He's right about relationships. So many people get into pointless relationships just because they feel like they HAVE to have a girlfriend to be a normal person.

[Bednshop Showcase]

Not impressed

That was just a slideshow of photoshopped pics. No animation, no humour, nothing here of interest. No more effort that what it takes to create a Powerpoint presentation. I'm surprised it even passed, when I've seen A LOT more effort than this get blammed recently.

Therefore, I have no choice, but to give this a zero for lack of creativity and effort.

Onic responds:

Well, I see your point, but you dont understand the effort thing. It took both of us a combined month to do all of those photoshops, and its more than pasting them, we had to do all the color editing, cloning, etc...
Thanks for the review though.

[***VANSAREKEWL***]

With alt accounts...

Who needs flash skill? Just vote 5 on your own movies.

[Coffee HOuse Propaganda]

That's why I go to Tim Hortons

Starbucks sucks. I remember when I went there I asked for a large coffee, double cream, double sugar. First they asked me what kind of coffee and I was like, fuck I just want a coffee. So they assumed I meant regular or whatever they call normal coffee. They then gave me a cup of black coffee and told me I have to put in my own cream and sugar.

Fuck Starbucks, Tim Hortons kicks Starbuck's ass. When I go to Tim Hortons, all I have to say say is "I want a Large double double" and I got a hot coffee in my hand within 10 seconds with 2 cream and 2 sugar already done for me. Also, I like the taste better than most coffee I've had.

Another reason I'm glad I'm Canadian because we got a Tim Horton's on nearly every street corner.

[The Power Of D - 1994]

More bullshit entering the portal

Here's the whole movie in a nutshell:
One picture of Pube muppet flies across the screen, with a Mario brothers background. Then he just sits there spouting whatever "strawberry compass" typed into a computer voice program... that is all there is. Yet this passed? The most creative part of this was the preloader, everything else had absolutely no effort whatsoever.

Strawberry-Compass responds:

wow, tell me something I dont know.

[Pin Point Black#2]

This was really good

It's a good example that you can make simple drawings and turn into something worthwhile to watch. You got stick figure movies, that are nothing but the same you kill me, I kill you, then I turn Super Sayen... and so on. This movie right here had me watching the whole time and I didn't even know why.

Really hope this passes.

jasonaround responds:

First off let me say one thing; I whole heartly agree with you about stick figures. Some people may see what I have done here as stick figures, I see them as minimulist people, little drawing for little people. Other then that, big thanks.