BigBlueBalls's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Retarded Animal Babies 13]

Great stuff

liked the whole Star Wars theme, just in time for the last movie.

[SS Time Trials 5]

Good job cheating the system

Wade told us how you guys got Review Crew Pick. Next time, try to actually put some fucking effort into your movies, rather than getting dozens of accounts to pump up your scores >:(

Oh no, I suppose just like the "mass voting" accusation, you guys don't do this either. It's not so much that your movies pass, but the fact you guys cheat to get your movies on here, that's just pathetic.

TwoStar responds:

We didn't use proxies to mass vote this through, it got by with a score of 2.97 at 200 votes.

For the record, I made ONE thread at Lock Legion, and ONE POST in the Star Syndicate Time Trial Organisation thread. What members do after that is their problem, and their actions do NOT reflect the actions of the entire Star Syndicate

Glad I could explain things to you.

-Two Star-

[RADICAL SK8 FLASH]

Why don't you guys actually try?

Well at this point everyone has to expect shitty flash from the Star Syndicate. I take it this is the image that you want to project, so I'll have to congradulate you guys on maintaining your reputations of being no talent hacks... I guess :-/

ThreeStar responds:

Damnit, I tried. >:[


Three

[05 A Crap Stickman Movie]

I gave this a 1 at first :(

Then when I saw the score, I watched it for longer and now I feel like an idiot. The problem is, so many of these come through the portal everyday and when you said it was crap, I took your word for it. The first 10 seconds were pretty crappy, but then when it started, it was awesome. Anyway, after 12 o'clock I can vote again on this flash and this time I'll give you a 5 to balance it out.

Next time have a better opening and don't call your flash a crap movie from a n00b because people assume the worst. 99% of the time, when an author says his movie is crap, he's right. Then watching an opening that wasn't all that great, people might assume it's just crap and blam it before it goes on any longer.

[DailyToon01182005]

Impersonating other users?

Very sad that you guys are now resorting to impersonating actual talented artists here to get these pieces of crap through the portal.

TheStarSyndicate responds:

lol, talented

[PsychoPlo Din Tei]

FFS people, it's already been done.

IMO it sucked the first time that fat dude didt it and it even sucks more when you're doing something unoriginal from something that was crap in the first place.

[¥SFTRCC¥ Mom Collection]

I gave it a 2

because all of them put together is somewhat passable. At least they were actually drawings and minimal animation. Also, I can relate to the guy who had his breakfast talking to him.

Masculine responds:

Yeah pretty good for 2 hours of work.. we will probably try harder for the next collection.

[T.U.M.P: The Oracle]

Not bad

Really it's pretty good.

[zeebmork vs s0und]

Well the last one was pretty funny

This one was not as good. You brag that you have all these flash skills and you could do it if you wanted to, but slow down there cowboy, this is only your second flash movie. For one, you're obviously new here at Newgrounds, so you've got a lot of practice you need to do. If you gain enough skills, then you can become as good as or better than illwillpress. Right now, you should watch some movies and learn from some of the best here, instead of just knocking their skills and claiming to be able to make better movies than them. So far, with your 2 films, you've proven you can be funny, but when it comes to flash skills you still have some work to do before you can actually blow our socks off.

unwellpuss responds:

On a more serious note. Unwellpuss is of course a alternate account. On my real account I have 2 top 100 movies. And I think the majority of NG animators have the ability to make things at the same quality as illwillpress.

[Foamy's Rant IV]

Hehe you just gotta love Strawberry Clock's rant

He says this movie is horrible and what do people see in this. Yeah tell me, Strawberry Clock, how does horrible shit get protected? You obviously know, the guy who makes the Pube Muppet series and other bullshit as that.

I'm giving this straight 10's just to say fuck you to people like Strawberry Clock, who couldn't produce a good flash to save his life, yet always manages to get them protected.

Illwillpress is making a life for himself, you're not. So you're the one who needs to get a life. Get yourself some talent while you're at it and stop complaining about other people's talent :)

Anyway, this was a good flash, better than most flash on this site, so I'm giving it a 5.